FAME HURTS™️
Monday, February 3, 2025
Back in Chicago...
Thursday, January 23, 2025
25 things FAME HURTS cant live without
Happy New Year to Chicago and the rest of the world. I spent the new year in New York in the pouring rain. Shoutout New York I had a more favorable time compared to all the other time I've spent there- but then I got deathly ill so maybe that New York state of mind isn't for me. Now I'm in Berlin and slowly but surely finding my way back into a peaceful mind. I have hope that 2025 will be a good year, Ive got a pretty decent feeling thus far. Practicing gratitude and performing intellegence.
After the 2025 Ins and Outs I figured now would be the best time to list off 25 things I cant live without
in no particular order...
1. Bloody Mary Adjacent Drank
2. Nepo Babies
3. Being Silly on Instagram
4. Maldon Sea Salt. Eat it straight out of the bag. I keep a box of that shit next to my bed.
5. Locking In and Killin Em
6. Wishing I could still Smoke Weed
7. Stomping my feet and throwing my arms down pretending to have a tantrum
8. FOCUS House Music for ADHD: playlists
9. Kim Kardashian's BBL. I think about it a lot. I wrote about 4 essays over my final two years of college about the Kim K phenomenon. I think she's perfect.
10. My Special Sparkle
11. Growling back when the dishwasher makes a noise
12. Violence
13. Bennett. We have been best friends since we was 8 or 9 years old. When we were in fourth grade a girl in our class pretended to kill herself and when the school found out she claimed that we told her to do it. Thats the type of friendship we have I guess. She also taught me how to read out loud around the same time that year. We live together now. Very wholesome shit. I miss her a lot now that Im in Berlin.
14. The 20 year old ziplock bag of Jolly Ranchers my grandmother carries around with her.
15. The point in time when I was really into seeing how many times I could punch myself in the face before my nose bled. Also that time a twink from oak park broke my nose(on accident... I'm no bitch).
16. My ability to stay angry forever
17. Acting Homophobic
18. Black G-Fazos
19. Eating a Hotdog at a White Sox Game
20. Sexting British People
21. One good keg stand a year
22. When my lungs make that death rattle sound
23. Having that one sexy hangover every once in a while that makes the world feel like rainbows
24. Thirst Trapping for God
25. Gratitude
Saturday, December 21, 2024
I dont fuck with short format writing but I use tumblr like twitter for the neurotic
I avidly try to avoid shorter formatted writing because I don’t believe in poetry it just simply is not my cup of tea. But I do recognize the nature of my writing heavily relies on small individual thoughts strung together into a manifesto style essay so I guess if you hate me you could argue its a form of poetry. Either way, who am I to truly attempt this conversation in the first place.
Ive decided since yall are fake af and no one seems to use tumblr I am going to dump the past couple months worth of tumblr text posts on here for everyone to read because sometimes I'm so funny and no one gets to see it since it hidden in whatever algorithm or lack there of on tumblr.
Today, 12/21/24
I was on the phone with my mentor who has voluntarily reclused himself to an island in Maine. I was telling him about the evilness of the past few months and it became very clear to him I was in a lot of pain. Listening to me bitch he started crying (I could see the tears through a zoom call 1000 miles away). He paused, took a wim hof breath and then told me that ever since he met me I have been an old wise man but sometimes I need to learn to not be a baby snake.
Adult snakes have enough venom to kill but they know to just use enough to incapacitate someone for a little while. But baby snakes, with the same deadly venom, don't have the control and more often than not, kill whatever they bite.
It's been weeks and I'm still thinking about this moment and I fear I might not stop anytime soon.
12/20/24
Today while working on a project related to 9/11 at work my boss asked me how old I was when it happened and I had to tell him I wasn't born yet then he asked why I know so much and I had to explain that I was obsessed with 9/11 as a child and actively make a point to visit the memorial every time I'm in New York still even though I don't have a single tangible tie to the event. Then I started telling him about the biographies that I would read as a 9 year old from survivors about the people who saved them from the towers. My boss said nothing and walked out of the room.
11/29/24
Wednesday before thanksgiving, I drank moscow mules and looked at engagement rings for my best friend. Christmas Vacation played on one TV and the Bulls game on the other. I love Chicago and I love leaving the bar to 20 degree weather.
11/19/24
I have the most strange mixed feelings about this apartment I hate it so much but I have so much love for what it's done for me. My landlords are lobotomized and make me wanna hurt people but it's a block away from my best friend and my favorite liquor store. The walls used to be maroon and stone grey- I painted them white this summer when things got weird. #chicago
10/31/24
All I need is some lip filler and a breast lift and it's over
Or maybe I really do need to be banished to the sea like it's the 1800s.
I'll think about the Lady Gaga 2016 Art Pop tour at Summerfest. I'll wear the merch which was once massive on my 13 year old frame and consider that one day I too may need to scream about fame and roll around in paint.
Though I am planted in Chicago and the greater Midwest I am grateful for the pictures my memory has painted of the past. I can't say I remember how I ever felt- but I take it as a blessing. For now it is all rose tinted. #trying to find peace. can you tell
10/13/24
My Uber is driving the type of slow that kills people. It's easy to say that I wish women didn't hate each other so much but I am a woman who hates women.
In July I stopped using the internet and became really unfunny while trying to get back into my online fetish work so cut to June
6/25/24
Every time I come home after a trip I get so depressed with the familiarity of Chicago but then I remember that beers are still 2 dollars and kitchen floor tiles are duct taped together by my landlord and it's all okay
Also 6/25/24
Praying 2024 is the year people finally understand that I simply won't hype them up unless my bones tell me to. Call your mom for that type of validation I'll be here.
I am not a good lier #honest girl
12/28/23
I thought being 3rd generation in the US from Greek farmland was so easy and cute with all the fun parts of old tradition. making me feel a bit more unique from my peers in Chicago where everyone(as in everyone of European decent) is polish or irish catholic and loves to talk about it.
Until my grandfather got old and it's been 9 years since my first period making me suitable for motherhood. Now all of our conversations revolve around his suddenly conservative politics and my need to begin procreating. I'm not sure if this is because I became more radical, suddenly he seems like a traditionalist but the expectation to have children is straight out of left field.
He also won't shut up about how our family dogs should be forced to live outside like they did in the old country. He reminds us of the time his grandmother fed a stray dog broken glass hidden within ground beef because the dog bit my grandfather.
Im not sure I completely understand the need for the story unless he is plotting something. Nevertheless I adore this man. I just hope i don't disappoint him by not having children in the next 5 years.
Monday, December 16, 2024
The Algorithm Just Told Me that I Have low Income White Girl Eyes. Happy New Year. 2025 Ins and Outs
12/9/2024
My computer is at 15 percent so I have to make this brief.
Its been less than a week since my most recent post. I don’t have much more to say beyond that yall love when I talk crazy so shoutout.
As the new year approaches all I can think about are the things to come in 2025. Im having a hard time setting goals as I didn’t think I would achieve all of my 2024 ones by August. Sorry to flex
I hope to learn how to move in silence in 2025
My love for sharing every emotion and thought that passes through me has been a blessing in the past but I fear that 2024 was the year I learned it is not always the best way to be. I envy those with filters who are able to keep things for themselves.
Otherwise I must practice what I preach and keep the rest of my goals to myself.
Something I would like to share which has become sort of a tradition is my 2025 Ins and Outs
But first we must reflect on last years.
2024
Professional Bull Riding
2 hats at once
Leggings
Getting Lip Filler Dissolved after 1 month
Charli D'amelio Goes Miley Bangerz
Chocolate and Pistachios
Giving Away all your money to those who need it more
NO PRADA
We still drink PBR
Investing into the community
Desire the Apocalypse more that ever
Preventative Botox anywhere But the Face
Hype Beasts in the esoteric way
Furries publicly accepted
Sex
Canned Vegetables x Fresh Fruit
Mad Respect
Toes Out
Staring at the Sky in hopes to see Aliens
okay lowkey I was So right for that one... I have no notes and I lowkey want to repeat them all... with time I will come back to this one as December progresses
2025
Credit Card Point Monster
Prosecco
Rogue Cities (Birmingham AL, Milwaukee WI, Louisville, KY, Rockford, IL, Sioux Falls, SD)
Engagement Ring
No Piercings Just Scars
Big Symbols
No Exaggerated Proportions on Shoes
Embracing Neuroticism
Computer Hacker Men
Epcot Drinking Around The World
Lawyers
Meet God
New England
Fall in Love through Fluoride Stare
Fermented Foods
Right Sides Together
Supplement Obsession
Mixed Metals Tastefully
Steak
Becoming Trad AF
Big Men Carrying Large Furniture
12/16/2024
Post is over
with Love
FAME
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