It's things like construction work that really make me want to be a man. I hope one day in the next life I can be a man who works construction- makes so much money off of liability and comes home covered in dirt for my wife who loves me cause I'm awesome and love dirt. My hands will be calloused and hers will be manicured and I'll buy her le labo to wear to her desk job that she doesn’t really need but she has cause it gives her a sense of worth.
The American dream is off its own head tweaked I can't believe that just came out of my mouth and I didn’t realize the fucked misogynistic things I was saying until now that are so awesome and stereotypical I love life.
I hope someone out there understands what I'm getting at here. It isn't meant in a hating woman "get your ass back in the kitchen" type of way but more an "i love to provide even if it kills me" toxic(but amazingly beneficial) masculinity kind of way.
I also hope that this entire post can be recognized as satire even though it is somewhat true and there are many idealic qualities to a basic American life. the life that most people in this country live and tend to never be recognized for the majority they take up.
WITH LOVE SHAKE ASS AND DIG IN THE DIRT
FAME💋
