Friday, January 9, 2026

Happy New Year

Hi Blog, 
Its been so long and I would say I'm sorry but I'm not sure if I am. 
Its 2026 and that means it is time for my annual list of things for the year 
 But first it is vital to show those who came before us: here is 2025. 

2025


Credit Card Point Monster 


Prosecco 


Rogue Cities (Birmingham AL, Milwaukee WI, Louisville, KY, Rockford, IL, Sioux Falls, SD)


Engagement Ring 


No Piercings Just Scars  


Big Symbols 


No Exaggerated Proportions on Shoes 


Embracing Neuroticism 


Computer Hacker Men


Epcot Drinking Around The World 


Lawyers


Meet God 


New England 


Fall in Love through Fluoride Stare


Fermented Foods 


Right Sides Together 


Supplement Obsession 


Mixed Metals Tastefully 


Steak 


Becoming Trad AF 


Big Men Carrying Large Furniture 


I would like to say, I was a fucking genius in January. I had no clue what I was in for when I wrote this yet I ended up catching the vibe I designed for myself. Without having anything planned i ended up doing a lot of these things in 2025 which is funny considering the list is generally supposed to be satirical. anyway Im thankful for the past year as I have found myself living the dream I didnt yet know I had. From the looks of it 2026 is set to do the same thing. All I can do at this point is live it and hope for the best. 


2026


Canned Food for the taste but also poverty 


PBR in fridge always 


Capris for function 


Bluetooth Speaker in Backpack 


No more lamps 


Bronze 


Ana Mendieta 


Online Sex 


Oxidation 


Consuming Media even if you hate it (Books and Music Only) 


Reading the same book 4 times


Shoulders 


To Be Weaponized 


Preventative Healthcare 


Awesome Neighbors (Mathew 22:39)


One Tree Hill 


Unionizing 


1 Playlist every 4 months 


Doing pullups on everything 


Learning Everything about Freight Trains (go for a ride?) 


Crash by J.G Ballard 


Engagements 


Bruised and Battered 


Love Friends like Family and Love Strangers even more 


Eat the same thing everyday but not because of meal prep 


Viral 


Tchaikovsky 



I think this is it for now. I hope that the new year brings everyone joy and love and lust and everything that feels like glitter. The year of the flaming horse makes me laugh. Hopefully I can ride one this year. Ill at least feed one or two. 








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