2025
Credit Card Point Monster
Prosecco
Rogue Cities (Birmingham AL, Milwaukee WI, Louisville, KY, Rockford, IL, Sioux Falls, SD)
Engagement Ring
No Piercings Just Scars
Big Symbols
No Exaggerated Proportions on Shoes
Embracing Neuroticism
Computer Hacker Men
Epcot Drinking Around The World
Lawyers
Meet God
New England
Fall in Love through Fluoride Stare
Fermented Foods
Right Sides Together
Supplement Obsession
Mixed Metals Tastefully
Steak
Becoming Trad AF
Big Men Carrying Large Furniture
I would like to say, I was a fucking genius in January. I had no clue what I was in for when I wrote this yet I ended up catching the vibe I designed for myself. Without having anything planned i ended up doing a lot of these things in 2025 which is funny considering the list is generally supposed to be satirical. anyway Im thankful for the past year as I have found myself living the dream I didnt yet know I had. From the looks of it 2026 is set to do the same thing. All I can do at this point is live it and hope for the best.
2026
Canned Food for the taste but also poverty
PBR in fridge always
Capris for function
Bluetooth Speaker in Backpack
No more lamps
Bronze
Ana Mendieta
Online Sex
Oxidation
Consuming Media even if you hate it (Books and Music Only)
Reading the same book 4 times
Shoulders
To Be Weaponized
Preventative Healthcare
Awesome Neighbors (Mathew 22:39)
One Tree Hill
Unionizing
1 Playlist every 4 months
Doing pullups on everything
Learning Everything about Freight Trains (go for a ride?)
Crash by J.G Ballard
Engagements
Bruised and Battered
Love Friends like Family and Love Strangers even more
Eat the same thing everyday but not because of meal prep
Viral
Tchaikovsky
I think this is it for now. I hope that the new year brings everyone joy and love and lust and everything that feels like glitter. The year of the flaming horse makes me laugh. Hopefully I can ride one this year. Ill at least feed one or two.
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