update since writing above note: function last night. some stupid cunt turned the gas on our stove, gas leak in the entire downstairs of my house, downstairs neighbors asks us to turn off music. we move the entire Vintage sound system upstairs just for the fucking fuse to blow on the receiver making the speakers go fucking dead. someone stole my channel perfume that i used as room spray. it was expired af so watch out for a mfer that smells like the macys perfume counter threw up on them with a rash up an down their body. thatll b the culprit. god...
fucking losers
fucntion was so scary when u realize that you dont know 90% of the people there but they steady follow u on instagram. then once u get everyone out, fucking finally. some randommmmmmm bursts through the front door unannounced stumbling. looking for their phone. its not in the house. we ask for their ig to contact them if we find it. they dont remember their instgram. too drunk. but not drunk enough to realize its lost? fucking losers in this city bruh.
i wish i could say their fits are trash. that would be awesome. but alas. its chicago. every fit is valid. and i cant be a hypocritical cunt. not in this economy
although i did see some scary ricktified freshaman standing in my living room holding empty trulys staring at everyone unable to speak so maybe.. j maybe chicago fits can be scary too.
post function my bathroom smelled steady like childbirth and im like hmmmmmmm what the actual fuck.
so i clean everything, soaked in bleach for hours. it still fucking smells. i ignore and get in the shower but the floor of my shower is coated in grime.. . i smell it... piss. these LOSERS were peeing in my shower. FOR WHY
and i was wodnering why all my shit from the shower ledge was all over the place. i assumed it was the usual people fucking in my shower cause the people of chicago LOVE to fuck in my shower. but no
today they pee in my shower.
god i have to get out of this city. yall are fucking off it
ward level crazy in this bitch. like stay the f away from me
with love, shake ass
FAME