my brain is fat and sexy and im right af for this

 

FAME loses the Love of Her Life

That is such a lie I am about to tell a story about a man that LOVED asking me about myself... how'd he know that was my favorite topic.

I really put my post incriminating information on this blog as if it isn’t literally in my instagram bio. 

Im an honest girl what can I say?

Yesterday I met the most sweet and gorgeous dutch man at the bar…. in the moment he was giving mid.. like I simply did not give a fuck but the flirt was enjoyable. As I left I fully thought that I had gotten his number or given him mine… 

This was not the case. Instead I had not given him any information beside the fact that im from chicago…

I also don’t even know this mans real name cause it was something dutch and unable to pronounce with my stupid American accent so we nicknamed him itchy… 

He was low-key giving ick in the moment, but I simply loved the attention and the way that he was asking my friend for her blessing when I went to the bathroom like holy what the fuck consent. 

because he loved asking so many questions, we somehow ended up on the topic of my student debt and how poverty. He then proceeded to ask me in full confidence((with an awareness of how ignorant he was) I love a self aware man)) 

If I was "TRAILER PARK" 

not if I lived in one, but if I was trailer park- using that shit as an. Adjective- and he thought his English was bad...

I then explained to him that if there were trailer parks in chicago we would die. so instead poor people are just left to die on the street so no one in liable... 

****it really is quiet interesting hearing the perception of America from different people from different parts of the world. which obviously its not good but its fucking hilarious hearing the different nuanced things that people have picked up from the media. 

My ass  had dried blood coming out of my nose. and he was still dtf... 

get you man…

But life goes on, and if im lucky ill see him again. 

All there is left to do is appreciate the confidence boosting that comes with being so highly perceived for hours on end. 

So if anyone out there knows a dutch man with a name that sounds kind of like itchy who was in Berlin on Tuesday June 7th… Send him my way.

And if you are him. Hi bae 

I bowed down to a straight man yesterday…. Like I actually can’t believe 

Don’t get it twisted this was not my dutch boy… fully just a straight man for doing the bare minimum… the audacity of me…

this is a quick post.. I would loooove to go into the rest of the night but im not into self exposure to that severe of a degree. My non existent image simply cant handle it.

With LOVE, shake ASS, find a dutch man at the bar

FAME